Dr. 2 with patient Alice Out of Wonderland by Jared Strange

 
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Patient: Alice Out of Wonderland

Legal Guardian: Jared Strange

Insurance: Bookmarx Medical

Symptoms: tea tantrum, adolescent angst

Diagnosis: mild depression


You may think, if you must. I find it quite a trivial exercise, myself.
— The Mad Hatter

Patient Description:

Poor Alice. She’s all grown up, or at least trying to be. Her nostalgia can no longer negotiate with her sober future. She no longer understands the difference between “drink me” and “eat me.” While the emotions induced were certainly poignant, I couldn't help my hunger for better phrasing and language. Rx will be a diet hunger-buster for moi. The intro could be more concise. I was a bit confused as to how, exactly, did Alice and the Hatter come to meet up in the first place? Is there SMS service in Wonderland?


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