Patient: Alice Out of Wonderland
Legal Guardian: Jared Strange
Insurance: Bookmarx Medical
Symptoms: tea tantrum, adolescent angst
Diagnosis: mild depression
Poor Alice. She’s all grown up, or at least trying to be. Her nostalgia can no longer negotiate with her sober future. She no longer understands the difference between “drink me” and “eat me.” While the emotions induced were certainly poignant, I couldn't help my hunger for better phrasing and language. Rx will be a diet hunger-buster for moi. The intro could be more concise. I was a bit confused as to how, exactly, did Alice and the Hatter come to meet up in the first place? Is there SMS service in Wonderland?